17th June 2018

Macaroni to Please

Macaroni and cheese is a feel-good food, but it's not a health food, especially not this recipe. It's cheese and noodles and cream. This is no time for health.

Loot Crate Magazine • 15th June 2015

Singularity Fun!

Really smart people are terrified of The Singularity. But why? It's gonna be a blast!

Hands In The Air • 17th November 2014

Baby Jesus and Santa Want You to Stop Taking a Dump All Over Poor Kids

A seasonal article featuring a positive, albeit judgmental message and point of view, gift-wrapped in unseasonally strong language.

28th January 2015

Seven Observations About She-Ra

The clarity that comes with age. Or something.

18th June 2006

Star Pops

We don't mean to turn our blog into some type of Sith-Com, but we had too many Star Wars Father's Day ideas for just one post.

13th January 2015

Golden Globes: Cutest Couples Photos

All right, they’re not couples couples, but these pairs took some of the best photos all night!

Hands In The Air • 19th May 2014

RuPauliticking

Gag on the eleganza of the RuPaul pop-up shop at Sweet Hollywood!

Hands In The Air • 9th June 2014

Coven At Ya

Brief coverage of the American Horror Story: Coven event on the Fox Lot, June 6, 2014.

Hands In The Air • 4th June 2012

Urine For It Now

The greatest “Calvin Peeing” stickers on eBay right now.

Twitter • 16th January 2014

That's the Spirit

A sweet tweet.

Twitter • 16th January 2014

Pandamonium

My most retweeted tweet ever, probably because the late, great Roger Ebert retweeted me. It also got stolen a lot!

Twitter • 16th January 2014

Mockoli

A high-fiber tweet with a long shelf life.

Hands In The Air • 15th January 2014

Twit Wit

Fun with Twitter and a very stimulating chocolate drink.