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This month, our mad curation scientists experimented with filling the crates with fewer, higher value items. (What do you think?)

This month’s crate includes some of our biggest items ever! These high-value collectibles were selected to give you the most bang for your buck!

We’re always listening to your feedback, and you demanded more big, high-value items! Looting this month’s crate will prove to be the ultimate score!

Don’t worry, there’s no villainy afoot! The four items we sent out this month are a higher retail value (and they’re just plain awesome). Let us know what you think!

The Villains 2 crate has four items, a departure from the usual Loot Crate assortment. However, each item has a higher retail value, and was so criminally special we decided to try something new. (Let us know what you think!)

For August, we found many amazing high-value Villains items, and we had a hard time choosing one or two -- so we threw caution to the wind and got them all. The result is fewer items, but each carries a substantial retail value.

Yep, the Villains 2 crate is a different beast than, say, the Heroes 2 crate. There are definitely fewer items, but each one is a higher-ticket item of the type you might usually only get one or two of in an average Loot Crate. Hey, we like trying new things, what can we say?

We here at Loot Crate are always interested in evolving our product, and in that spirit, we tried something a bit different this month. There are four items in the crate, but each is a substantial, high-value item. We’re bringing you the same overall value as recent crates, but in a different configuration.

Loot Crate sends you over $40 worth of fantastic stuff for under $20! This month, Loot Crate delivers amazing HEROES 2 gear for the super person in your life! Get it today! (173)

Be the hero of your own story! Our HEROES 2 crate is a super sequel packed with extra-heroic gear: two DC Entertainment items including an EXCLUSIVE figure plus a Legend of Zelda wearable. (188)

Loot Crate can be your HERO, too, with a super crate featuring items from DC Entertainment, a Legend of Zelda wearable and our first hardcover Looter Edition book! We’ll save one for you! (182)

Save your friends from boring gifts -- get the HEROES 2 Loot Crate for super gear like an EXCLUSIVE DC Entertainment figure, our 1st hardcover Looter Edition book and a Legend of Zelda wearable! (194)

Everyone needs HEROES 2: this July, Loot Crate has an EXCLUSIVE DC Entertainment figure, our 1st hardcover Looter Edition book, a Legend of Zelda wearable and an enterprising Star Trek item! (191)

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Get an exclusive figure and more. (33)

Get our 1st Looter Edition book! (32)

Looters are heroes, too! (24)

Snag heroic loot this July! (27)

2 DC items and Legend of Zelda! (31)

$40 worth of HEROES gear for $20! (34CYBER crate

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Join the CYBER revolution! (26, 25 if you cut the exclamation point)

CYBER collectibles + gear (25)

Log in to the CYBER crate (25)

Welcome, robot overlords! (25)

Borderlands? Score! (19)

Terminator Genisys + more! (26, 25 if you cut the exclamation point)

Battlestar Galactica? Yes! (26, 25 if you cut the exclamation point)

CYBER is here! (14)

Get the CYBER crate! (20)

Can you hack it? (16)

Programmed for fun! (19)

CYBER gifts for geeks (21)

Technically terrific! (21)

Cyborg approved! (16)

Get with the program! (21)

Get with it, program! (22) (this is a Tron reference …)

Gifts for humans + robots (26) (Gifts 4 humans + robots)? that would be 25

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Loot Crate sends you over $40 worth of fantastic stuff for under $20! This month, Loot Crate delivers CYBER gear even an android would love! Get one for yourself today! (169)

Don’t let your chance to pick up the CYBER crate get terminated! Order today for cool CYBER-themed gear, including an EXCLUSIVE t-shirt and two Terminator Genisys items! (169)

Loot Crate has programmed the technically inspired CYBER crate, with items from Terminator Genisys, Battlestar Galactica, Borderlands, an exclusive t-shirt and more! Grab one today! (182)

Humans: get over $40 worth of CYBER-themed goodies, including an EXCLUSIVE t-shirt and items from Terminator Genisys, Battlestar Galactica and Borderlands in this month’s Loot Crate. Order now. (194)

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Stuff even an android would love! (33)

Get an exclusive t-shirt and more. (34)

A CYBER crate for robots + humans. (34)

Get yourself a CYBER crate, human! (34)

$40 worth of CYBER gear for $20! (33)

Celebrate the CYBER revolution! (31)

The CYBER revolution is here! (29)

Fantasy crate

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A fantastic gift! (17)

The FANTASY is real! (20)

Our FANTASY, your reality! (26)

A crate full of FANTASY (23)

A crate full of wonders (23)

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Loot Crate sends you over $40 worth of fantastic stuff for under $20! This month, Loot Crate delivers some amazingly geeky treasures from well-known fantasy franchises! Get one for yourself today! (196)

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Get yourself a fantastic crate! (31)

A magical crate for FANTASY fans! (33)

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Get gamer + geek gear

Loot, glorious loot!

Crate Expectations …

Magical Mystery Box

Gift Your Inner Geek

Geek + Game = Gift

Geek Gear Here

Gamer Gear Here

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> $40 for < $20 in Every Crate 30

Toys, shirts + cool stuff. Delivered.

Epic geek + gamer gear delivered monthly

Get cool gear, make your friends jealous

Cool stuff. Awesome exclusives. Get it!

For everyone ... but mostly cool people.

You know you want it. Get it.

A mystery box every month

Give yourself a gift. You deserve it.

A sweet (mystery) gift you give yourself

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Loot Crate packs $40 of custom-curated geeky gamer gear in every box, but you pay less than $40! Give the gift of geekery to someone you love today!

Every month, Loot Crate curates a new collection of cool gear (like comics, toys, t-shirts and more) around a theme (adventure, heroes, play) and sends it right to your door! Try it today!

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Loot Crate: pretty much everything great for geeks and gamers delivered to your door!

Geek and gamer fashion, collectibles and other cool stuff, available in a monthly mystery box from Loot Crate.

Loot Crate delivers monthly mystery boxes packed with game and geek fashion and collectibles.

Loot Crate is a monthly subscription service featuring curated gamer and geek gear, fashions and more!

Loot Crate is a great gift idea for the geek or gamer in your life!

Give geeks and gamers a gift that keeps on giving: a Loot Crate subscription.

Get great geek and gamer gear and gifts for guys and gals –– Loot Crate!

Loot Crate is full of fun geek and gamer gear -- it’s a little geeky Christmas every month! Use the code TWT3 for $3 off.

Loot Crate is full of fun geek and gamer gear -- it’s like having a nerdy birthday every month! Use the code TWT3 for $3 off.

It’s generally hard to surprise yourself, but Loot Crate lets you give yourself a surprise geek and gamer gift every month!

Like geeky stuff, video games and cool pop culture gear? How about surprises? Yes? Then try Loot Crate! TWT3 gets you $3 off.

Loot Crate fans love the element of surprise and the geeky items they might not be able to get on their own, but are still perfect for them!

More urgent ones for closer to the cutoff on the 19th. I used Time but obvi anything can go in there:

You can still get in on this month’s theme: Time! Sign up today and use the code TWT3 for $3 off.

Time is running out for this month’s Loot Crate! Sign up today and use the code TWT3 for $3 off the finest geek and gamer subscription!

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Looters, you can Level Up! An accessory, 2 pair socks or a stylish shirt, just order by the 19th to get HEROES 2 goods! loot.cr/levelup

Did you know you can Level Up your Loot Crate? Choose two pairs of socks, an accessory, a stylish shirt -- or all three! loot.cr/levelup

Socks only

Level Up with two pairs of socks that fit the HEROES 2 theme! Order by the 19th! Looters only! loot.cr/levelup

Accessory only

Ladies, we heard you! Level Up features an add-on accessory for you. If you’re a Looter, get your order in by the 19th. loot.cr/levelup

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Did you know you can Level Up your Loot Crate? Choose two pairs of socks, an accessory, a stylish shirt -- or all three! loot.cr/levelup

Get cool HEROES 2 add-ons from Level Up! A shirt, an accessory or 2 pairs of socks! Order by the 19th! loot.cr/levelup

Socks only

Two heroic pairs of socks? Yes. Two heroic pairs of socks. SOCKS! Get your order in by the 19th! loot.cr/levelup

Everyone needs socks. Socks with HEROES on them? Even better. Level Up by the 19th! loot.cr/levelup

Accessory only

What’s this month’s Level Up accessory? A makeup bag? A bracelet? A hair bow? A scarf? Order by the 19th to find out. loot.cr/levelup

Level Up + 1 accessory = really cute stuff for the feminine side of fandom. Order by the 19th! loot.cr/levelup

A theme so nice, we did it twice!

Coming soon to a mailbox near you …

Every awesomely epic undertaking deserves a stunning sequel, and so Loot Crate presents: HEROES 2! In a world where giggling bad guys run amok ... where giant mustachioed eggs threaten freedom itself … where evil, bearded doubles hold sway … and octopi spit rocks like there’s no tomorrow … you can always count on heroes to save the day! This month, we have several heroically awesome items from DC Entertainment, a Legend of Zelda wearable, a Star Trek item with a whiff of whimsy and our very first hardcover book!

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Every awesomely epic undertaking deserves a stunning sequel, and so Loot Crate presents: HEROES 2! In a world where bad eggs and madmen run amok ... where evil, bearded doubles hold sway … and octopi spit rocks like there’s no tomorrow … you can always count on heroes to save the day! This month, we have several heroically awesome items from DC Entertainment, including an exclusive figure, a Legend of Zelda wearable, a Star Trek item with a whiff of whimsy and our very first hardcover book!

• Loot Crate is streaming once again on our Twitch channel leading up to the 4/18 @ 9PMSubscription deadline
• twitch.tv/lootcrate
• 3-9pm on Sunday, April 18th
• We'll be playing a variety of FANTASY games including Legend of Zelda NES, League of Legends, Gauntlet and more
• We'll have in-house guests including Tay Zonday and the Geek & Sundry team to play us and discuss our favorite FANTASY games and franchises
• Giveaways every hour! Including mystery prizes and 1-Year of Loot Crate subscriptions!

It’s not a FANTASY -- it’s real!

Our fantastically fun Loot Crate live stream is back on Sunday, April 18 from 3-9 PM at twitch.tv/lootcrate ! We’ll be playing FANTASY games such as The Legend of Zelda (NES), League of Legends, Gauntlet and so much more right up to the subscription sign-up deadline at 9 PM.

Hang out with us and our magical guests, including Tay Zonday and the Geek & Sundry team, as we chat, mix up magic potions, talk about our FANTASY faves, ride pegasus unicorns, play video games and battle mighty orcs. Well, we’ll do some of those things, anyway.

All this FANTASY fun, plus unbelievable giveaways every hour including 1-Year Loot Crate subscriptions! It’s the only way to spend a Sunday night!